“The Moon Enlargement Division has never enlarged the Moon.”
It is the study’s answer turned into a mechanic. The article separates how big the Moon looks from how big it is; the game lets you industrialise the first while the second never moves. Telescopes crop the sky, a perspective manipulator moves the observer, a PR agency does what PR agencies do, and the Moon says it has not changed size at every opportunity.
It is found rather than advertised. Poke the Moon at the end of the article and a Bigness counter appears; keep going and the Moon suggests, not warmly, that somebody else could be doing this. Readers who never play carry about three kilobytes of it.
The game obeys the study’s rules: it may state no fact the article has not already made. Its engine is pure and deterministic, with no page, clock or randomness inside it, which is what lets hostile saves, keyboard-only play, reduced motion and a missing script all be tested end to end.
- Suspiciously Powerful Telescope
- Crops the sky. Does not enlarge the Moon. Feels like it does.
- Orbital Perspective Manipulator
- Moves the observer. Never the Moon.
- Moon Enlargement Division
- Has never enlarged the Moon. Budget renewed annually.
- Second Moon
- Legally distinct. Also the same size.
- 10departments
- 25upgrades
- 43record entries
- 12hof offline work, with a Morning Report
- PWAinstallable, saves locally, exports as text